I wish I could unsee these

I dare you to click on these links. They're horrible.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/awkward-baby-shower-cakes_n_1571619.html#s=1055864

The last one will haunt your dreams.
http://www.pregnantchicken.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2011/3/15/cake-wrecks-baby-shower-edition.html

Sissy and I took turns contemplating why on EARTH someone would decide to do such things with confections, before becoming physically nauseous and calling the session to a close.

This is mild compared to some of the monstrosities in those links--and you're on your own if you go for the Google image search.

2 simple rules for making baby shower cakes:
1. Parents don't want to eat a poorly-devised, icing-covered version of their future child.
2. Female anatomy is creepiest when pregnant, and ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT be modeled in any variation of fondant and raspberry jelly.

I need to lay down now.