Friday, June 22, 2012

HEAT INDEX WARNING

Heat in excess of 90 degrees, in combination with several minutes away from proper air-conditioning may lead to the following repercussions:

whimpering
feeling "wilted"
"sour pus"
yelling at your mother
crying and calling yourself bad things
crashing and sleeping with your glasses on for 2 hours once inside
fighting with your sister
eating ice cream
saying you're sorry

STAY INSIDE.

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