(A bun in the) bun in the oven

I'm about to head to Annapolis to hang out with Maria and Kate, so I figured I'd make brownies. Unfortunately, when I opened the oven door, I was met by THIS:

WHAT THE--?



After an expletive or two, I tried to figure out what happened. I realized that I had not added half the sugar, but after resourcing Grammy O., the source of the recipe, the verdict is that, while it's stupid to add only half of the sugar, it shouldn't have caused a baby bump to rise on my brownies.

Maybe the eggs didn't settle right...maybe I didn't spread them out enough...maybe pregnancy is contagious. I'll let you know if there are tiny, pre-cut brownies inside.